So many things happening in this gif:
JLaw sitting on Meryl Streep’s lap
Bradley desperately wanting to take the selfie himself
Ellen accidentally checking Jennifer’s boobs out
Brad Pitt and Lupita’s bro head collision
HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THE HEAD BUMP
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
"its okay, im used to it."
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’
Thank you for this couple.
Calhoun’s dress is by far the most gorgeous Disney wedding dress in my opinion. I’d wear that.
She got a booooty!
I love how her troops just aimed at the window all at once, it was adorable.
do you think im sexy
the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this
because fifteen dollars and hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve
^That commentary is very important.
but this is legit me when mum hasn’t been shopping for like 3 weeks and she offers me veg mum
daily reminder that the boy you’re in love with at 16 probably won’t matter when you’re 25.
daily reminder that the math test you failed your freshman year of high school probably won’t matter when you’re graduating college.
daily reminder that the problems you’re facing today may seem like the worlds end, but they will not matter in a year.
daily reminder that you’re going to be okay.
everything is going to be okay.
im laughing so hard they look like those 12 year olds on omegle
“show ur tits for dick”
Reblog if you’re in the Frozen Fandom!
I want to see how big this fandom is!
you’ll never catch me, krabs. not when i shift into
apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music
breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs